i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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