Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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