i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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