we're blogging at a bar
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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