Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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