So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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