Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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