he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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