when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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