He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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