Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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