THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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