no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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