would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Congratulations! We have a period
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