Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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