Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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