i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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