Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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