my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I cut my penus on the lid.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
