honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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