I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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