you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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