I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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