No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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