i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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