if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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