He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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