I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
