Porn is love you can see.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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