kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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