Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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