Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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