So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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