awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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