So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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