I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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