But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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