I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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