im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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