I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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