she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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