Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
