now i know why i became what i already was.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
