Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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