Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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