i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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