dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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