I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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