i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I am one with the molecules
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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