ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Randomize
