what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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